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My favorite part of "A Winter's Ball" 

This is my favorite part of "A Winter's Ball"

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Your favorite rapper is Pitbull 

An insult only to be used if all else fails.
Kid:I fucked your mom
You:your favorite rapper is Pitbull
(Crowd looses it)

Uncle Herschel's Favorite 

The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.

History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.

Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.

The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.

Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite

National favorite couple day 

National favorite couple day is on October 4 and its where you post your favorite 2 couples❤️💖
Omg it’s national favorite couple day💅🏾

What is your favorite Animal 

What is your favorite animals, Either Dragon, Chicken or White Girl
IF you chose Dragon. All i am saying is

Bitch Dragon deeznutz alowng ur face
What is your favorite Animal meaning like what animal you love most

God's Favorite 

To be extremely lucky or fortunate numerous times that it seems God has shown favor to you or another person over all others.
Earlier today I fucked two Asian sisters at the same time and later today I found one million in unmarked cash. I must be God's Favorite.
God's Favorite by God's Favorite February 28, 2010