DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

Father Jack's catchphrase. From Father Ted.

FR.JACK: Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

by LGUK June 4, 2004

Feces Pizza

Affectionate nickname for CiCi's Pizza

Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?

by andy1 December 11, 2006

bovine feces

A fancy replacement for the word "bullshit".

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!

by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014

fecal bomb

When one defacates and urinates into a tube sock, and swings it around to give someone a very unpleasant surprise.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.

Inmate 67594 fecal bombed 3 guards during the riot.

by Ekoms May 28, 2008

Fecal tornado

The vortex of wind and human feces that forms when using an inverted-U shaped hand dryer.

It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.

by DrGerm November 28, 2018

Pulled a Fecak

When you leave an establishment without paying.

Oh look, Matthew pulled a Fecak again!

by Kubko1 November 29, 2022

Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010