bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

Everybody

All people whose existence the speaker deigns to acknowledge. Generally limited to those with similar interests and vocabulary.

Everybody knows that Super Metroid is the greatest game ever made. (everybody = video gamers who have played Super Metroid, whose favorite genre is the adventure-platformer)

Everybody lost money in the dotcom bust. (everybody = investors in the dotcom bubble)

by Logical Dash February 14, 2006

Everything I Say Is a Lie

Except that. And that.

Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

by Confuciouss August 19, 2008

Everybody's got AIDS theory

A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.

Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

Hey Everybody Keith's Back!

When your boyfriend comes back to voltron after being on a space whale for two years, in the quantum abyss, with his galra mom and raising a cosmic time wolf then you can use the term Hey Everybody Keith's Back.

'I don't have time for this Lance'
'Hey Everybody Keith's Back!'

by yorance July 2, 2018

suck at everything

The extremely easy-to-master skill of being horrible at absolutely everything, ever. To suck at everything, it generally helps if you're a whiney scene kid (or an angsty emo kid). This can go hand-in-hand with failing at life.

Did you see that loser? He completely sucks at everything.

by nion January 16, 2005

everybody moved

a term used on stan twitter to describe a major event or cause (the opposite of “nobody moved” via stan twitter)

e.g : Sarah - OMG BEYONCE JUST RELEASED A NEW SONG!

Vanessa - omg everybody moved

by PawsomeDog July 16, 2021