external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008

Eternals

The worst Marvel movie in the history of all marvel movies in the MCU

Person 1: Dude, have you seen the new Marvel movie Eternals?
Person 2: I wish I hadn't... *while crying* I miss Stan Lee

by I didn't use my real name! March 30, 2022

eternalhold

Putting someone on the telephone on hold, with no intention of getting back to them!

Some guy just called to buy the car that is advertised below dealer cost, so I put him on eternalhold! LOL

by Joe E. August 16, 2007

eternamour

eternamour n.&v. love for eternity; love forever.( blend of aeternum and amour.)

Their love is an eternamour; they were in love for already a century.

by Magniforis Zhangustus May 23, 2009

Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

Eternal boner syndrome

When you can't stop getting a rock hard erection every day thus only being tamed or cured by jacking off

Dude I have eternal boner syndrome, I'm not a sex addict I swear.

by Quantum7_ August 17, 2018

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019