Essex girl

some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex

essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

Essex ankle warmers

Inspired by the tendency of the typical Essex girl to drop her drawers at any given opportunity and therefore allowing them to rest around her ankles, this term refers to underwear of any type, although is mostly used in reference to thongs.

Girl 1: I'm going out on the lash tonight, I'll need a fresh pair of Essex ankle warmers.
Girl 2: Are you sure it's even worth wearing them?

by CJinherPJs July 18, 2012

Essevan

A person of exotic decent who has an above average sized penis.

Mandy sure wishes she could sleep with an Essevan.

by Mintberrycrunch756 February 24, 2015

Essence's Ass

The best ass ever it is big juicy and thick asf
asf-as fuck

Dude #1:Omg look over there.
Dude #2:What?
Dude#1:Essence's ass is big and juicy Ima hit.

by Yep18 December 17, 2016

essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.

Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.

by Spoony127 May 31, 2018

essee

essesesese

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by Malcolm21321231231 October 29, 2020

mythical essence

The smell of semen

lol nice mythical essence, you were totally not wanking over there

by WeirdSpecialties June 1, 2017