Escondido

Escondido is a city in north San Diego. Population at approximately 300,000. Known as " Esco ", " Hidden Valley ", " Escondildo ", Escotown ", Sex Con Dildos " and whatever else dumb ass niggas wanna come up with.

Most of the people are mexican and white but there are some blacks, asians, and middle eastern residents.

There are lots of gangs, tagger crews, and bitch crews in Escondido. The main gangs are "West Side", also known as "Weak Shit", and "Diablos", AKA "Rats" or "Ratas".

These groups are no threat to your life or anyone elses. They just kinda annoy everyone and give the 5 five foot three mexican teens and young adults something to do, eventhough there are all bitch ass niggas.

Contrary to polular belief there are lots of things to do in "Esco", but unfortunately lame ass people always wanna blaze up or drink just to have and excuse to fuck an ugly bitch. Females in Esco, like in other cities, drink and smoke to have an excuse to suck a dick or three and get away with it.

Law enforcement in Escondido is a joke but don't fux with the cops. They like to role deep.

There are a lot of surburban areas located on the outskirts of the city and on random streets of the city.

Never be afraid of any streets in " Esco " because nowone is down enough to do shit to you.

Lastly Esco is what I like to call "The Land of Wasted Talent".

Besides and including all that stuff, Escondido is the shit. Don't hate!

Escondido, AKA , The " Hidden City ".

by jbsurbandictionary August 15, 2008

Estrogen

Estrogen is the primary female hormone that makes them have a big butt and that’s why they have boobs

Lisa has big boobs and she’s really feminine because she has high estrogen levels

by MissesMadMissy December 6, 2018

escort

A person that is pretty much a prostitute. But doesn't describe themselves in that matter and calls themselves classy except they are pretty much doing the same thing like the hookers on the street you see. They go to men with more money and in higher class.

"I don't think what I'm doing is illegal. I'm not cheap like some of the women you see on the streets. I'm just an escort to men."
"Umm hun, you are doing what those other whores are doing which is selling you body. You are just doing it to men with more money and mostly that are married."

by Shilloh October 13, 2007

Escort

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

papi esco

a guy that would do anything to protect his Mami, and would never let her be hurt.

No one will mess with Papi Esco's mami! Not even jamie

by esco September 27, 2003

esrock

the coolest surname in the world. you have to be one to know one....

(Y)ES ROCK on, baby!!!!

Everyone thought I was the coolest kid at the party, they said i was sooooooo esrock!

by the youngest gal October 15, 2006

Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

by k'briah November 7, 2012