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nine of emails

A "nine of emails" is the collective noun for when you recieve an annoying number of emails (not necessarily nine) from the one person whining about a particular topic. It originated on a bulletin board called "toys in the attic" when a poster called "Coach" who is prone to exageration would claim "I have recieved not one, not two, but nine, repeat nine, emails" whenever he wanted to make people think he had alot of support for his bullshit opinions. From there it became the standard joke when someone would whine to the webmaster about some bullshit.
"how many many emails did you recieve? not one, not two but nine?"

"a nine of emails have flooded in from some whining asshole"
by nemo_just nemo May 29, 2007
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email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.
...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...
by eine May 30, 2006
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Emmaified

Normally used to describe fanfic, this is something X-Rated, normally containing sexual actions. It can also be used to describe anything sex related, and it normally means it in a dodgy way.
Dude 1: Did you read that HP Fanfic?
Dude 2: yeah, it was totally Emmaified!
by madhattie July 18, 2006
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email packrat

One who has a difficult time placing emails in the deleted file and an even harder time emptying the deleted file because of the finality of the action. They are afraid they may someday need one of those emails (although they never will)
At the time of this posting, I have exatly 6000 emails contained in my inbox. I am an email packrat!
by notbait January 16, 2007
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Emaiya

Emaiya is a very loving kind girl. She loves food. She always doubt herself but she is a strong person.You can always count on her to make your day whenever your frowning she make you star smiling.
Emaiya is so cool, whenever i am sad she makes me happy. She is like superwoman.
by loveable.marie June 4, 2018
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email

a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in
"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"
by blink April 27, 2003
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email chain

The enitirety of the back and forth conversation in an email exchange.
Can you send me your phone number

I did, refer to earlier in this email chain, a couple emails back I think.
by kapinsano March 13, 2011
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