Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

Emergency Powers

Rest by sleeping

“Where’s Duterte?”
“Idk. Emergency Powers?”

by revolush March 30, 2020

Indoor Emergency

An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.

2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.

My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch

by Ilfigure March 31, 2023

National Emergency

Two very big words.

"I am officially declaring a National Emergency."

by BootyWarrior99 March 14, 2020

emergency crush

A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.

Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.

by Ringo16 March 22, 2016

Emergency Flask

Flask of hard liquor kept in Desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the shit has hit the fan.

My boss had a heart attack and I have to take over all his work, and you're telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???

'Yes and its 2:47'

Fuck...wheres the emergency flask...

by yougottabekidding February 01, 2011