Emergency cock

Something you save for an emergency, like stashing chocolate in your desk for a major craving or keeping an umbrella in your car in case it rains.
I remember going on date during a hike and pulling out a thin tubular flashlight when my date asked me what it was for I mentioned it was my emergency cock.
by C12H22O11 June 22, 2022
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emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes
Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps
by TheKingEli July 09, 2018
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Emergent CEO

“Your acting like the Emergent CEO at the moment
by Hettie123 September 25, 2020
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Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.
I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.
by Verboser284 April 20, 2020
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Emergency Powers

“Where’s Duterte?”
Idk. Emergency Powers?”
by revolush March 30, 2020
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Indoor Emergency

An Indoor Emergency is the causality of an ironic anxiety when looking at the outside from the inside. The emergency that we are grappling with in this space is a suffering from a perpetual, systematic disconnection from nature.
2020 was a shared indoor emergency: a feeling of helplessness from an isolation not only away from people but also from natural environments.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
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Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.
My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch
by Ilfigure March 31, 2023
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