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Egotestical

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.
Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker
by Dan Parsont August 1, 2008
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Eggo

The most amazing woman I've ever met! The girl of my dreams. The girl of my future...
by JDB September 12, 2003
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egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009
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egotistical manwhore

My boyfriend (if I had one)
An egotistical manwhore is a man who dates everyone and everything but will never love you as much as loves himself. He thinks he is good at sports, rapping, making people laugh, and being sexy and the worst thing is he probobly is. This man is usually popular and if not he turns out to be that one kid no one talks to. My advice? Closest thing this man should become is your low key bæ. If you date him may the force be with you
by Ambrosia 886 April 27, 2015
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eggo waffle

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.
Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"
by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008
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ergotism

Leg cramps, usually brought on by ingestion of alkaloids derived from or related the ergot fungus (which primarily feeds on rye). Such alkaloids include ergotamine, LSA (found in certain varieties of Morning Glory Seeds), LSD, and several others. It is a good sign you need to lay of the A for a while.
That Morning Glory trip was great, but I had ergotism for a few days. Better take a break for a few weeks.
by Edison Franklin March 16, 2004
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Egotesticle

Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
by brotoriousbig June 9, 2011
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