Handless Eating

When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.

"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "

by Carpenito June 8, 2009

dick eating syndrome - DES

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013

eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

eating

Slang heard in rap/hip-hop music to indicate success in one's life, e.g. the figurative opposite of starving.

Jay Z: "And I'm eating, so much I bought extra, so much so that dinner's now turned into breakfast..."

Kanye West: "And I'm eating, but I'm still thirsty..."

by slickpoo May 26, 2010

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003