A plastic woman with an IQ of 40 who gets her rocks off modeling vintage clothing or Victoria's Secret merchandise. In reality, these textiles take ten cents a piece to make in China.
Usually these women are cougars with bolt-ons, or leathery adolescents with too much bronzer and greasy hair.
They are notorious for posting at least eight 8" X 5" images within their listings highlighting themselves with a variety of emo expressions rather then item their selling. They usually wear Daisy Dukes with a one inch inseam to show their ass cheeks hanging out because they're anorexic flat ass can't fill a pair of Dukes.
Ebay sluts usually do not post their face because it is ugly as a mud fence, and the ones that do end up looking like a deer in headlights.
Sometimes an Ebay slut will stand with her legs like she's holding her piss. Not to worry! She just has a little incontinence from last nights gang bang!
An Ebay slut feels self worth every time she gets another view. Its the only way to boost her confidence because she didn't get signed by a modeling agency.
Instant gratification for an Ebay slut is impossible without an added counter on the listing! Also, make sure you leave positive feedback for Ebay sluts, even if you did get a shirt with armpit stains. You would not want her to mess up her smokey eyes that took four hours to apply, now would you??
Usually these women are cougars with bolt-ons, or leathery adolescents with too much bronzer and greasy hair.
They are notorious for posting at least eight 8" X 5" images within their listings highlighting themselves with a variety of emo expressions rather then item their selling. They usually wear Daisy Dukes with a one inch inseam to show their ass cheeks hanging out because they're anorexic flat ass can't fill a pair of Dukes.
Ebay sluts usually do not post their face because it is ugly as a mud fence, and the ones that do end up looking like a deer in headlights.
Sometimes an Ebay slut will stand with her legs like she's holding her piss. Not to worry! She just has a little incontinence from last nights gang bang!
An Ebay slut feels self worth every time she gets another view. Its the only way to boost her confidence because she didn't get signed by a modeling agency.
Instant gratification for an Ebay slut is impossible without an added counter on the listing! Also, make sure you leave positive feedback for Ebay sluts, even if you did get a shirt with armpit stains. You would not want her to mess up her smokey eyes that took four hours to apply, now would you??
If that Ebay slut didn't look like she needed some Preparation H, I would have jizzed all over my screen.
by NabiscoBiscuit September 18, 2010
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As a basic way to prevent any business with them, you can spot this kind of people via their feedback page. Usually, these assholes have feedback rating below 99% or a large number of negative feedbacks.
Keep an eye for the feedback comments too.
Another method : copy a desired username and paste it to Google, see the results.
This definition applies to both seller and buyer sides.
As a basic way to prevent any business with them, you can spot this kind of people via their feedback page. Usually, these assholes have feedback rating below 99% or a large number of negative feedbacks.
Keep an eye for the feedback comments too.
Another method : copy a desired username and paste it to Google, see the results.
This definition applies to both seller and buyer sides.
Below are the few examples of these eBay Assholes, words in parentheses indicate in which side the asshole on :
1. The ones who refuse to pay after winning a bid or after clicking the "Buy It Now" button. (buyer)
2. The ones who inform that they are currently out of stock to a bid winner so they have to cancel the transaction. (seller)
3. The ones who sell counterfeited goods, imitations, or not-as-decribed goods. The liars are also count as these kind of eBay Assholes. (seller)
4. The ones who received their stuffs in GOOD and AS DESCRIBED conditions, but still drag the seller into disputes, via Paypal or eBay for example, in order to receive their money back. The goods have to be returned though, but fruitless hard efforts are painful, no ? (buyer)
DIGITAL SELLERS, BEWARE ! "Copy-paste" is the reason for this . . .
5. The ones who are hard to communicate with, after dealing a transaction. (seller and buyer)
6. Etc. ;)
1. The ones who refuse to pay after winning a bid or after clicking the "Buy It Now" button. (buyer)
2. The ones who inform that they are currently out of stock to a bid winner so they have to cancel the transaction. (seller)
3. The ones who sell counterfeited goods, imitations, or not-as-decribed goods. The liars are also count as these kind of eBay Assholes. (seller)
4. The ones who received their stuffs in GOOD and AS DESCRIBED conditions, but still drag the seller into disputes, via Paypal or eBay for example, in order to receive their money back. The goods have to be returned though, but fruitless hard efforts are painful, no ? (buyer)
DIGITAL SELLERS, BEWARE ! "Copy-paste" is the reason for this . . .
5. The ones who are hard to communicate with, after dealing a transaction. (seller and buyer)
6. Etc. ;)
by Emil-sama January 13, 2011
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by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003
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These losers usually have no history of selling on eBay and have a relatively low feedback score.
These losers usually have no history of selling on eBay and have a relatively low feedback score.
ebay troll: The item you are selling is a fake and I suggest you edit your listing or I will report it to ebay.
ebay seller: Get a life, and have a good day.
ebay seller: Get a life, and have a good day.
by Alpha79 February 3, 2013
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There is a subliminal messege in the title E.B.A.Y.
(E)veryone (B)uys (A)ll (Y)ear
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(Y)ou (A)re (B)uying (E)verything
There is a subliminal messege in the title E.B.A.Y.
(E)veryone (B)uys (A)ll (Y)ear
&
(Y)ou (A)re (B)uying (E)verything
by wonderfulwardy April 5, 2010
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"Irregardless of price, this amazing (old electric fan, classic Harris Tweed jacket, tired old toaster, marvelous Advent loudspeaker, and so forth) can be liek new if you'll put in more effrot then I planned to when I buoght it off eBay last moth, and I only carge a small handlign fee (enough to pay my car insurance for next month) + shipping." Aaaargh.
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