Draco Malfoy

Gross boy played by a transphobic musty man 😩

Friend: I love draco malfoy
Me: I will punch you in the face

by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021

Draco malfoy

LITERAL DADDY. PERIOD.

Person 1: who is Draco malfoy 😐
Person 2: daddy 😏

by keiramalfoy January 1, 2021

Draco Malfoy

A sexy mother fucker, the best fictional character alive, such a segsy beast

Omg he is such a Draco Malfoy.

by dracomalfoyissexy January 3, 2021

Draco Malfoy

the hottest sexiest most beautiful man especially in the 3rd movie. he is pussy quenching good. eye orgasm type shi. draco is SO hot

i want to eat draco malfoy

by dracoquencher March 3, 2025

Draco Malfoy

huge obsession on harry potter. like just tell him u like him!
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.

exhibit A: draco malfoy climbs up a tree and waits for harry to go outside. just for harry.
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him

by batwithdicks December 31, 2020

draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.

Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him

by grungehippie December 1, 2021