GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Dusty Douglas

When you’re getting ready to give your best girl the best sex of her life out in her Pa’s barn, and a guy wipes his penis on some barn dust before he commences sex with his girl. Hence, the Dusty Douglas

“I was out at Charlene’s farm last night. And I gave her the Dusty Douglas. She was so mad!”

by You Really Dont Wanna Know December 19, 2021

Davis Douglas

Another word for a person's anus or asshole.

When my grandma puckers up to kiss me, her mouth looks just like a Davis Douglas.

by Quinn the Eskihomo March 13, 2014

Douglas Fur

When pubic hair grows abnormally high on the staff of one's penis.

I really need to trim my Douglas Fur, so I don't give her splinters.

by funktastic flex 83 December 5, 2011

Frosty Douglas

The action of bending a woman over and slipping a slender piece of ice in her vagina and then proceeding to fuck her.

Doug got Suzy home after a night of drinking and slipped her the frosty douglas.

by The Mysterious Cruze September 20, 2013

Douglas Anderson

A strange creature that lives in the land of Retardia. He jerks off to random objects such as flowers or rocks. He likes to grope fellow Douglas Andersons as well as another creature that goes by the name of Colin Chan. He has the ability to watch hentai without cumming.

Ew, a Douglas Anderson! Run away!

by thermal_blade December 9, 2019

Corn Douglas

The Canadian translation of "Corn Dog"

Aye friend, wanna grab a Corn Douglas after work?

by Bigjohnsanuderas November 10, 2016