Class A Douchebag

A douchebag towards everyone, family and friends included.

Oh man, did you see the way Mike punched his mom in the face? That's a Class A Douchebag right there!

Rob, stop being a Class A Douchebag and pay your dad back the 20 bucks you stole!

by Tistheboss August 25, 2012

turbo douchebag

1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag

2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag

I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.

by A. "Flopsy" Paris March 24, 2004

Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.

After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008

Douchebag Asscrack

A person (male) that is notorious for constantly leaving one girl and moving on to the next. A douchebag Asscrack is commonly will have lighter colored hair- maybe red or blonde.
He likes to spend a lot of time with bros whether it be at school or on a sports team like baseball or basketball. DBACs just dont spend enough time with girls to be able to understand them.

A douchebag asscrack is very full of himself and willing to take advantage of others, so a dbac will commonly be tall, thick, or both.

Avoid douchebag asscracks, for the douchebaggery asscrackery will catch up with you in a hurry. If a douchebag asscrack ever tells you he loves you, in a way that you might say it if someone offered you narcotics, JUST SAY NO!

DBAC- Hey guurrll i loove you soo much! we will be married some day!

Girl- :)

DBAC-Just kidding that girl over there is hotter

Girl- WTF

DBAC- Its not your fault im a douchebag asscrack! its just too much fun to quit!

by Homediggity playa June 23, 2011

Douchebag Comptroller

A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.

"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.

So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?

by Millyy November 8, 2006

That douchebag in high school

You know the one. The one who everyone hated but no one really told him it to his face. The one who would be super touchy with girls and suck up to them like crazy. The one who would invite himself to parties when it was clear no one wanted him there. The one who always would suck up to the popular kids despite the fact that they hated him. The one who thought that if he talked in a really loud voice it would make him funny/important. The one who would try out for every sport but barely be good enough to make JV. The one you so desperately wished someone would smack or tell off. The one who bragged about his beer drinking/pot smoking prowess. The one who would name drop the popular kids or hot girls in conversations to sound like he's connected to them in some way. You know the one. And you fucking hated him.

That douchebag in high school probably went on to only pass his tech classes if it makes you feel any better.

by Eric RRRRRRRR February 22, 2009

Douchebag McFucktard

Acting like an ass and then facing the repercussions.

Hey, look at that Douchebag McFucktard taunting a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo.

by hellyes January 19, 2008