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Hardcore Douchebaggery

The act of being a douchebag to the highest possible level.
Jim just threw his kid against the fence. Thats some Hardcore Douchebaggery!
by yauger72 July 2, 2010
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Undercover Douchebag

Someone who acts humble around others for the sole purpose of gaining popularity in large groups, or gaining favor with the opposite sex.
"Torrey's a really nice guy, and he's so funny and humble about how funny he is."

"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
by Stinkyfingers August 31, 2013
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Young Douchebag

When you make a girl think you have a thing with her. But in reality, you've been silently ramming down cheeks of every girl you can find. You say you are getting raped and harassed, but truth is, you've been hustlin everyone and the system itself. Guys think you are a sav, one to be considered a young pimp. But in reality, you are a young douche.
Yo that Keshawn kid is really a young douchebag after what he did at that party.
by Tonebug May 14, 2017
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Drinkin from the douchebag

When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.

I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.

Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
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Douchebig

A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.
Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
by LemonDemon August 24, 2006
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Douchebo Baggins

1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.
"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."
by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009
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douchebragging

A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
by markcorrigan March 30, 2010
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