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bumper sticker douchebag 

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.
yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.
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Seasonal Affective Douchebag 

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.
I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

Skyrim Douchebag 

An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.
A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:

Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.

Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now

Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.

Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.
Skyrim Douchebag by dick knome November 27, 2011

Slippery Douchbag 

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.
He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...
Slippery Douchbag by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012

spazzy douchebag 

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag!
spazzy douchebag by bananacake August 6, 2011

strawberry douchebag 

strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.

douchebag, meaning; punk ass.
strawberry douchebag by beth. April 4, 2007