Double Bareback

When two people have unprotected sex while riding on a horse.

Person 1: Do you like horses?
Person 2: The only time I ever liked a horse was when I went double bareback with that girl at riding school.

by dutchd February 26, 2011

Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 11, 2019

Double Blumpkin 69

When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.

I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.

by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022

Catholic Double Bag

Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.

Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!

by BC524 October 21, 2019