Social distancing

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Distant Cousin

Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.

No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.

by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005

deist

Someone who believes that God created the universe, but completely seperated himself from it.

Phil believes in God, but not any form of divine intervention, making him a deist.

by El Singario September 28, 2005

The Distillers

A hardcore punk band that was formed in the LA punk scene. Brody Dalle- the lead singer and rhythm guitarist formed the band after just newly moving to America. The Band has put out three albums including The Distillers, Sing Sing Death House, and lastly Coral Fang. The band also performed the theme for the movie Spiderman. Despite numerous lineup changes, the band still kept a huge fan base. In 2006 the band announced that they disbanded The Distillers, after Dalle had her first child. A new project is coming- Spinnerette, a new band started up by Dalle and the lead guitarist from The Distillers, Tony.

Person 1: Is that a guy singing. I thought you said the lead of The Distillers was a GIRL??!!!!11
Person 2: NO. The person singing is the hottest woman on the planet.
-shows picture of Dalle-
person 1: HOLY SHIT!

Teeny Bopper- "OMGZZ! I'M SO PUNK!!!111 I HAVE A MOHAWK"

Real Punk-"Really now. What's your favorite punk band?"

Teeny Bobber- "SIMPLE PLAN. THA BEST EVAR!
What about you??"

Punk- "The Distillers"

Teenie- "THE WHO???"

Punk- -bitch slaps-

by Rudyyyy August 19, 2008

Grossman Short Path Distillation

An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.

Should I use a simple distillation?

No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!

by RPI CHEM Major April 7, 2010

Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

Schlong Distance Relationship

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals

Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh

by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010