by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022
Get the Dodo bird mug.Akin to the Sandy Pelican, the dirty dodo is reserved for the male undead, when one arises naked from the earth to immediately copulate with a living female using his soil-covered phallus. Dirty, because obviously he is inherently dirty and dodo, because like the dodo, the undead are no longer living.
Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.
Note: Because this is a baller sexual move, it precludes it from any association with the Twilight series.
When Bill arose from the protective confines of his makeshift grave, he stripped Sooki of her clothes and injected her with his Dirty Dodo.
by Money in the Banana Stand May 3, 2011
Get the Dirty Dodo mug.by Speechlessprince November 11, 2011
Get the Dodo mug.Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.
Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.
IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.
IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?
IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?
IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.
by Whimsy September 27, 2010
Get the Dodo Egg mug.A dad of daughters only; any man who either by natural birth or by way of marriage is parenting daughters only. Not to be confused with a GOGO, grandfather of granddaughters only or a SOSO DODO, a dad of daughters only raising some other schmuck's offspring.
Upon the birth of his third daughter John is a true DODO.
Bill is hoping he'll have a son this time so that he can shake that DODO stigma.
If Sam marries Sally, he'll become a DODO to her daughter.
Bill is hoping he'll have a son this time so that he can shake that DODO stigma.
If Sam marries Sally, he'll become a DODO to her daughter.
by Greg Gerber May 10, 2007
Get the DODO mug.The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.
Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.
by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007
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