top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.

I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.

by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005

poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

Honker Donker

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)

"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.

by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

Be a docter

What all Asian parents say

You get a B, you are disgrace, how you going be a docter

by Lil petite September 4, 2019

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019

upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.

that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.

by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006