divident

A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.

When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...

by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008

dividing line

imaginary line dividing the time before total and absolute exploitation of subculture, and the time there after; the dividing line being around the year 2000

I know you think you're a punk or a goth, but he was real before the dividing line.

by Josh, The One November 4, 2008

He Will Not Divide Us!

He Will Not Divide Us! is a slogan made up by actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf to fight Donald Lump and his tiny hands.

Trump: me gon bild a wahllllll!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us!

by somethingsimpler January 27, 2017

digital divide

Profile photos on Facebook or any other social networking site in which a woman prominently features her cleavage.

You: Wow, look at Henrietta's Facebook pic. Could she show any more cleavage?

Me: I thought she was a nice girl. What's with the digital divide?

You: Maybe we should tell her mom...

Me: Are you kidding? Have you seen her fuzzy logic on MySpace?

by LearnedOne August 14, 2009

Dubstep Divide

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon that occurs because there are still some people who are completely oblivious to dubstep and its recent explosion in popularity. They are usually parents, instructors, or people who listen to Metallica.

Professor: Why are you so tired this morning?
Student: I was up all night like every other person at Tres raging to dubstep.
Professor: Dubstep? I like that band!
Student: Woah dubstep divide fosho...

by dubclubber March 6, 2011

Deividas

Deividas is a guy who dosent give a shit if he’s fat he loves to play ROBLOX and online date he thinks he soooooooooooooooo rich

Friend: Yo Deividas thinks he’s so rich

Friends 2: init

Deividas: Hey what happened

Deividas: u from Manchester? U like Manchester?

by TeddyIsAPedo May 20, 2020

continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007