A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
by RitchardCrafty October 05, 2015
by Jay Baron May 02, 2018
one whom chops the diggy, a head giver if u will, a conneseuer of the penial region..aka one who sucks penis..
ughh fool you see the lips on alicia? shes a diggy diver for sure..
man that girl monica is a diggy diver fo sho! she chops the penis up like no other..
man that girl monica is a diggy diver fo sho! she chops the penis up like no other..
by the rolemodel July 22, 2009
A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016
The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
by warlock230 December 14, 2010
Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.
Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.
Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.
by Degnan2e January 08, 2011
A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
by HappyJeans February 10, 2006