Dicking

To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.

"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"

by rattig December 10, 2022

blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!

"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."

by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010

mule dicking

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

Pogo Dicking

When a female doesnt care about anything else other than the next dick shes hoping on. Sometimes bouncing on 5 or more dicks in one day.

I really like Adrienne, Chris. I wish she would settle down with me, but shes too busy pogo dicking every guy in town.

by Baron Wolfbriar March 15, 2020

Paddle Dicking

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

by E*Ricky December 29, 2020

pussy-dicking

wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.

by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022

Pickle Dicking

When a man leaves his penis in his wife's/lover's vagina and/or anus for hours after ejaculating inside of it.

I fell asleep so fast after coming, I ended up just Pickle Dicking it.

by Poket November 20, 2011