dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.

My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!

by Gshat April 2, 2017

dingle net

The end product after a prolonged period of wet farting where the fart juice dries into a crust mixed with the butthairs, creating a net-like quagmire.

Jesus! I just took a shit and it ripped through my dingle net! My cornhole is sorer than a motherfucker!

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

Dingle Felt

A person in a class setting acting in a manner in which he/she will provoke a teacher or student to become confused or angered.

Alex quit annoying Josh Kelly by being such a Dingle Felt.

by Angela's_fav_chemist March 4, 2009

dingle muncher

Someone who eats their dingle berries after they have been plucked.

Brett, your such a dingle muncher.

by Joe Cady October 20, 2006

dingle dong

A short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble dingle berries.

That guys penis is a dingle dong. Too bad for him.

by patrico January 8, 2008

dingle locks

an extreme case of dingle berries in which the dingle berries form what appears to be shitty dread locks.

bro these dingle locks are hangin low off my ass.

by ddingle fr4bhjgfea;kbj;bkjgbjk April 19, 2018

Dingle-berry

Nickname for two turds who spend a lot of time together. Typically at work or school.

There goes dingle-berry fucking things up again.

by Pancakes. Strawberry pancakes February 11, 2023