dingleberries

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole

what is this shit on my ass

by joshua_thaylandw January 7, 2004

dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

dingleberry

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010

dingleberrie

A fan of the band RIMJOB from Pittsburgh Kansas.

Karl (Frontman of RIMJOB) Hey all you Dingleberries out there.

by Dingleberrie#1 January 4, 2012

women's dingleberries

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.

See also: vag grapes

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.

by Unappropriate citizen March 6, 2010

dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

by tafka April 18, 2004

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020