dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Dingle

A group or collection of douche-bags.

Must be 5pm; I see a dingle or two walking from downtown to the bars.

by ElvisMA March 30, 2015

Quandale dingle nuggets

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I lov goofy ahh sound 😩😩💀💀 Quandale dingle nuggets

by Quandale pringle the first April 21, 2022

Cock a Dingle Dong

An erection that wakes a man up in the morning. Derived from the sound of a rooster's call.

My pimp woke up early due to a cock a dingle dong.

by Lashawna <3 October 23, 2011

Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

dingle-berry

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.

Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!

by J_B. December 27, 2007

Dingell Berry

Those really annoying pieces of shit that get caught in your ass hairs and get stuck; they then proceedt to avoid the wiping and get all hard and turn into little turd balls, that must me torn out at a later time.... very painful...

Dude that fuckin dingell berry wont fall off-its gonna drive me nuts...

by Jeremy Pearce February 23, 2004