by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
Get the Uteran Tracking Device mug.A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
APD (Anti Prossy Device)
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
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Just a cool sounding nickname I guess.
Just a cool sounding nickname I guess.
I took the idea for "Grimm_Demize" from Byron, but now he's a perverted drug addict enslaved by an online bitch in San Antonio.
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My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
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Person 2: My flatmate Mike has a case of devineity, he owes me 3 weeks rent and still wants me to loan him money to go out on fri night. The *@#$!!!
Person 2: My flatmate Mike has a case of devineity, he owes me 3 weeks rent and still wants me to loan him money to go out on fri night. The *@#$!!!
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