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Deuce

A Double blunt. one blunt combined with another to form a Deuce. 2 blunts in one.
Oh god i just smoked a huge deuce
by RB.Bellz January 24, 2011
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deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence
So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009
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deuce

When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!
Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)
by Rara Nigga May 4, 2007
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deuce

"Dave got popped for a deuce coming back from the Steely Dan Show."
by Sleestack November 13, 2007
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deuces my deuces

An expression to say goodbye or hello. It is like saying "later/peace out" or "hey you guys."
Omg this party is so lame I'm out of here, deuces my deuces *throws up deuces*

Deuces my deuces, what's happening?? *throws up deuces*
by chrazyaf May 18, 2016
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deuce deuce moment

When Billy, number 22 (deuce deuce), is up to bat, and you're team needs a clutch play. *exclusively used in baseball*

When you're team needs a big play, reliant entirely on the worst player of the team, who is almost entirely incapable at doing the required task
Announcer: Billy Figs is up to bad.. the team could really benifit from a big play right now... Random Player: not another deuce deuce moment
by deuce deuce!!!! January 24, 2007
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A Deuce

Anal sex. Popularized by Gene Simmons of KISS in the song "Deuce", written by Simmons and released by the band on their debut album in 1974.
"Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce."
by C. Bob Smokenridge October 7, 2018
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