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Chicago Deuce 

An outsized, abnormally gigantic poop taken after a visit to Chicago where all sorts of high-calorie foods were consumed.
During a trip to Chicago, Tim had a cheeseburger platter and chocolate mayonnaise cake at Portillo's; deep-dish pizza at Bartoli’s; and a few hot dogs from street vendors. When he got back home to Connecticut, he sat on the toilet and dropped a gargantuan Chicago Deuce that was so huge it looked like a shipwreck.
Chicago Deuce by Uncle Joosie August 20, 2016

What the deuce? 

a exclamation usualy uttered by Family Guy's Stewie Griffin when he is suprised by just about anything.
Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?
What the deuce? by Toddfather July 20, 2008
saying bye, originates from putting up two fingers.
im bout to hit it, duces

deuce deuce 

A gun that uses .22 caliber ammunition.
"I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car..."
-Sublime (Garden Grove)

Trey Deuce 

Slang name for a 32 caliber pistol.

This is the proper spelling of the pair of words.
"He said, 'Nas, niggas could be bustin off the roof
So I wear a bullet proof and pack a black trey deuce'"

-Nas, One Love
Trey Deuce by BlackStar Project March 31, 2011

Deucescape 

When someone in a group sneaks away to go to the bathroom to poop
Steve had to deucescape as his stomach was hurting

I ate something that didn’t agree with my stomach so I made a quick deucescape from my party
Deucescape by Tamkin cpa June 4, 2018