Kentucky Derby

When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.

(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"

by slkni August 28, 2009

Brown Derby

The act of having anal sex with multiple partners during the same session.

Is Steve coming for a drink tonight? Don't think so mate, last I heard he was lining up a brown derby with those two from last week.

by Def in Vegas February 3, 2013

bowler derby

Small hat with a rounded top. Often worn by British folks or oldsters.

I just bought 12 bowler derbies! Let's have a party!

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

plywood derby

the act of shoving a really hard, dried out turd into the ass of another then taking it out and placing it into the gouch of any random person.

"Hey Jeffie, are you ready for the plywood derby because my partner and I are rearin to go."

by ja1ck May 15, 2010

demolition derby

when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death

lets go see the demolition derby!

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Kentucky Derby

During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.

"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."

by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009