Delusional is somebody who thinks that something is true, but isn’t, similar to Verinq who decides to constantly call people Ching Chong constantly and claims that George Floyd was high on drugs.
Kendall: Hey, have you seen Verinq around?
Welcome: His delusional ass got into a jail-cell, just like the orange mayonnaise sack of shot.
Welcome: His delusional ass got into a jail-cell, just like the orange mayonnaise sack of shot.
by king welcome November 30, 2020

When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.
DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
by anonymous June 7, 2021

Mark: “Hey joe, I think I like the dude who kins the dude from attack on titan but I’m not gay”
Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”
Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality”
by Abc83747 January 25, 2022

by Ffffxxxxxxxx February 19, 2024

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by frace ehe January 9, 2022
