pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 15, 2019

Delivery Podcast

A bizarre and unnerving audio drama intent on subverting the horror genre. Structure of the play violently shoves the listener into a pre-apocalyptic event without a drop of exposition.

Man, that Delivery Podcast is some creepy business. What's up with that?

by Celebrity Tumour September 23, 2021

post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package

A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression

by cvzu7 December 15, 2023

Milk delivery

A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.

The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.

by Blackbeard14 September 03, 2023

butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

Brown Delivery

To defecate in and ship a sealable UPS postage box.

The man in the buster browns just made a brown delivery to my ex-wife.

by Brown Delivers December 21, 2010

GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery

It means that there is a 3x3 (GAN 11 M Pro UV Coated with magnets set to strong) that has next day delivery :)

"Bro I just got the GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery!"

by LB Coobin :0 January 04, 2024