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Definition 

A small portion of text that explains the meaning of a word, like the one you are reading right now.
Barney: Hey whats the definition of definition?
Goofy the Dog: Find it on urban dictionary.
Barney: But what is it? I though you knew everything. Do you believe in me? Do you support me? Do you care?
Goofy the Dog: No, I do not give a crap about you.
Definition by hissingcobra10 September 18, 2025

Definition Wobble 

When multiple parties are using the same word, but with different definitions, making communications confusing, cyclical, and ineffective.
"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"

definition depression

The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.

Definition Targeting 

When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.
Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.

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Guy 1: I am going to search the definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition of definition.
Guy 2: you have extreme depression and anxiety, see a doctor or therapist.