decent fuck

You have baked cakes, the sophisticated ones with tens of layers with coloured doughs, you have invented dozens of drinks with ingredients no westerner has even heard of, you have not only compiled millions of playlists, themed "lovers' cave", "body alphabet" and "psycoyote" but sung "all the classics" in karaoke bars. And you have done so effortlessly, romantically, caringly. Like, "its all yours, keep it, i enjoy giving to you" but damn, Mike, you could give us a fuck already! just something that will calm the seas for a bit, you twat!

"Mike, i would love a decent fuck before christmas season begins."

by Krkič September 5, 2019

decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

by thedude246 August 17, 2005

Decent

Being in possesion of Marijuana.

Knowing that Jim smokes pot,Bob went up to him and said "Hey man, You decent?"


FACEBOOK STATUS
Matt is Decent! Were going to party tonight!

by Mosh Pit Money January 25, 2009

decent

decent can be used as an alternative to the word SAFE when saying hello or goodbye to ones peers.

"Yeh i'll check you later.decent yeh"

"Decent Seize, what you under fam?"

by Billy Jacobs October 6, 2005

decant

Taking a piss

I Gotta Decant

by Zyklon-B October 1, 2003

decent

a measuremeant of trying.

the try was decent.

by tony June 10, 2003

Decante

When you bang a hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of low key.

Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just decante.

(Has Spanish origins but is a perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious southern accent)

by Heardbub May 10, 2017