Based Mind Cure

The cure to the “Woke Mind Virus”- a term used to describe someone who is mentally ill from “wokeness.” Often used in political dialogue and describing someone as having a “based” mindset instead.

“Liam must’ve received the based mind cure because he’s no longer woke!”

“The only cure to Nick’s woke mind virus is the based mind cure!”

“Nathan told me that I need the based mind cure.”

by Mrbased August 17, 2024

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

I don't... Need a... Cure for Me

🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶

Hym *Hums "I don't... Need a... Cure for Me"* "🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶 Eat a dick Sam Harris. You fucking jew bitch. 🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Cure for Psychopathy

And I (Not WE because you are retarded) DID find the cure for psychopathy.

Hym "I mean, you have to consider my situation. I go from being treated like a zoo animal to being treated like a lab rat, I'm in pain or (at the very least) extreme visible discomfort 24/7, I'm destitute, I've had the most profound technological advancement stole from me, and STILL I'm in the mirror prison. And you would still deny me my homicidality? And I STILL have to add a caveat to it for your filthy mongrel kids that I didn't get to fuck into your wife? Your ridged adherence to those moral presuppositions are demonstrative of both a failure understand the morality you purport to have and a lack of the empathy that supposedly makes a distinction between YOU the ✌️✊️✌️✊️not psychopath✌️✊️✌️✊️ and me the psychopath. Except you're not an AI creating genius. You're just miming morality and empathy without even realizing it. So there's the cure for psychopathy. We just round up everyone who's expressed a failure to empathize with me. Execute them all immediately. Bam! Psychopathy cured. But I can guarantee you're not going to be happy with who has to get purged Jew. Because it's going to be a lot of the zionist Jews, Jew."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Find a cure

Let's be real...

Hym "The only way Trump is going to 'find a cure to the most devastating disease...' Is if I literally do it for him... And then he steals it from me. Right? That being said I could cure a disease... And I also wouldn't get any credit for it."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025