When someone slaps their dick on someone's face and drags its across. Usually across the mouth while the person is lying down.
by Lone Wolf616 July 11, 2016

The act of obtaining a steamroller and using it to flatten your partner's dick, then filling it with marijuana or tobacco and rolling it into a Cuban cigar, then shoving it up your partner's ass once lighting it.
by monkeycum478 November 23, 2022

by MylesB April 1, 2008

by Lil dick cheese August 7, 2018

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.
by LexiStripes November 8, 2018

by alibaliomali December 21, 2010

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"
Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!
Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!
by SovietYurik November 15, 2010
