Cryptic

A taboo beverage which includes human urine and other urea derivatives among its active ingredients.

I was very thirsty, so obviously my first thought was to guzzle a tall glass of Cryptic.

by Galer January 3, 2009

gender critical

A euphemism for transphobic. Not to be confused with being critical of gender, which many trans people are.

The gender critical forum spends all day engaging in targeted harassment of trans people

by Queen Buttrix February 12, 2022

Crypticology

the study of puzzling mysterious elements of a mind or words.

Have you studied your crypticology?

by DpAdEWicKeS October 14, 2016

Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

crypticrap

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

by AshNY July 12, 2017

critically caucasion

adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.

You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.

The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!

Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”

Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”

by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018

critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.

This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019