Shh, cry

When an overly masculine individual who is obviously compensating for their insecurities is acting stupid, or engaging in WWE style puffery, you tell them to cry. This of course is an obvious threat to their fragile psyche and infuriates them to no end.

Example 1:
Compensating Individual: "At least I'm not some sally suzzy bags like you fart garglers."
You: "Shh, cry. Griffin cry."
Compensating Individual: "What the hell are you talking about?"
You: "Griffin cry."

Example 2:
Overly Masculine Compensating Individual: "When are you panty wastes going to go to the gun range?"
You: "Shh cry, just let it all out."
Overly Masculine Compensating Individual: "What?"
You: "Griffin cry."

by justcry September 07, 2013

Cry-wank

When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.

She's gone, but it could never be. A cry-wank's all that's left for me.

by causticSodaKitten May 17, 2017

No Woman No Cry

Contrary to popular belief "No Woman, No Cry" was not a song written about getting over a girl. They are the words Bob Marley sings to his woman to assure her that he will return. Basically saying, No woman, don't cry. In the song the man is a travelling minstrel telling his woman he will come back for her.

"So dry your eyes I say, and while I'm gone
everything is going to be alright
everything is going to be alright now
no woman no cry, no woman no cry"

by Awesome Charlie January 09, 2006

ugly cry

A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).

Johnny's mom just died, and when he tried to tell me about her, he broke into the ugly cry instead.

No movie can make you ugly cry like My Dog Skip.

by Natalie M. O August 27, 2007

Cry wank

When you're a sad fuck and horny at the same time

Mike: god i wanna kill mah self
Tyler: why don't you just cry wank
Mike: *proceeds to kill himself*

by Sad fuck March 25, 2020

onions cry

... to make:
expression to describe extreme ugliness.

my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.

by monkeyshagger January 12, 2007

Crying on an Adventure

A journey where medieval raven music is played while the viewer is crying

Corpse: “If you’re someone who is sad a lot or cries a lot... play medieval tavern music.. you can’t cry to it, it’s impossible... Just fucking blast that shit. You can’t cry to it, and if you do cry to it, it’s like you’re crying on an adventure”

by Aliwerm November 29, 2020