captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
by Hugh G Rection March 23, 2005
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cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
by cereal killa January 18, 2005
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Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 06, 2014
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pizza crunch

Awrite bro, u gawny finish that pizza crunch or cin a huv it?
by Leeanneve March 19, 2017
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dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010
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Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.
Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.
by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011
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