The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005
Get the captain crunchmug. an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
by cereal killa January 18, 2005
Get the cap'n crunchmug. Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014
Get the Captain Crunchmug. (Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 8, 2010
Get the Crunch Burnmug. by Leeanneve March 18, 2017
Get the pizza crunchmug. Cornell University's student-run BDSM organization.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
"Are you going to Cornell Crunch tonight?"
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
by Commander Blowhard March 26, 2017
Get the Cornell Crunchmug. a crispy sun dried red head
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010
Get the dunch crunchmug.