crunchy lez

A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)

I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.

by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010

Crunkleberries

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

Crunkswagga

When something is fly it has this.

Ka'Tura's Jordans are crunkswagga, Br0tha.

by britbbyyy April 14, 2009

Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong

When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.

"what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothing much. I was just crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong"
"OH SNAPSKEEZ!"

Typical responses to this word would be, "oh snapskeez" or "oi vey"

by koalalover July 11, 2009

rainbow nut crunch

the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich

Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............

by penis monser July 3, 2010

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

by risarisa November 25, 2015

crunkdated

crunkdated:

similar to updating, or bumpdating (see bump), but when you update a website or message board in a crunk fashion

also, see lil jon (father of crunk)

bam!!! crunkdated!!! yeah!!!!!

by jeffry hesse May 31, 2005