Cropped 

Stands for C.R.O.P. - Casually reject overt proposition

Some confused lesbian was clutching my left arm. I cropped her.

Cropped by NadiaBoulanger December 21, 2020

Western Crapped-On 

The process of being outcast from WMU's internet service. One must obtain at least 5 Bradford Network pop-up windows in 10 minutes to be considered fully Western Crapped-On. The only known way to gain access back is by restarting one's computer indefinitely for the rest of the night.

I was going to e-mail my paper, but after being Western Crapped-On, all hope was lost.

Western Crapped-On by Codester09 January 11, 2010

Clipped dick

Circumcised, mangle-wanged

That clipped dick small hat and his sodomy sword. That niggardly small hat used a groupon for his clipped dick

Clipped dick by J Clayton Bearsby June 9, 2019

oops i crapped my pants 

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

oops i crapped my pants by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

Chipped

To never win at anything and to lose by a rediculous margin.

"Man you killed me in Fifa, Forty-five to nothing....I GOT CHIPPED!!!"

Chipped by Commissioner K August 10, 2009

crisped 

The dry, baked look that human skin retains when it has been artificially tanned too many times.

When you get a chicken leg, and part of the skin is dry and brittle and there is no meat, just skin and bone...THAT is crisped

crisped by brian loggins August 5, 2004

Chipped

The "slap happy" mood where you are in a constant state of giggle.

"Gosh, Chloe was chipped for half an hour after she heard that pun."

Chipped by dabigkahunas April 1, 2017