Craddle Robber

Someone who has graduated from High School and hooks up or dates someone still in high school. A freshman perhaps

Josh is a craddle robber, hooking up with Audrey.

by Sheridenn December 30, 2008

criddler

An individual who breaks societal norms by begging for change, wearing tattered clothes, digging through garbage cans and abusing drugs. A nusiance. The dredge of society.

Look at that meth addicted criddler over there laughing at nothing, he has like 3 teeth left.

by BigManBeats October 31, 2008

criddle monkey

Someone that gets high & jumps around like a little spider monkey.

Criddle Monkey

by Papa Bear Lloyd October 3, 2015

craddict

1. Craig's list addict
2. Person, or persons addicted to using and/or browsing Craig's list.

Dude quick looking for the chick that are into furries on Craig's list, you freaking craddict.

My brother is craddict, I am sending him to CLA ( Craig's list anonymous ) meetings.

That group meeting over there are craddicts.

by Dirty Southerner May 13, 2008

craddie

Any human who is sexually aroused by common household chairs. This fetish for gyrating can also be extended to lounges, sofas and recliners.

This one in time in Castelenfusano all the beds were taken and amy was left with a chair, she was pleasured by this and hence she was a craddie

by Nano AQKV November 1, 2008

Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry

Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!

by jlowi September 7, 2011

The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".

Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

by lalala45677 June 9, 2010