creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

creeping

the weed that is smoked in every part of the world that is not tropical. creeping is grown in cold countries(non-tropical), where weed cant grow by itself, such as canada, usa, northern europe.. etc, and its sold as common weed, which you can only get in south america(so actually if youve smoked weed outside of south america, youve smoked creeping).

this type of weed is grown using chemical substances. is much more stronger than common weed, but because of the chemical substances it has, is not as clean.

in south american countries is called creeping or green weed, because of its color(common weed is more like brown)

a common use for those who both creeping and common weed is available, is called "half-half joint" which is a joint made half of common weed and half creeping.

by miss avioneta October 5, 2006

creeping wheebies

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.

I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.

by goatpharmer May 11, 2010

Creeping

Texting and having sexual intercourse , not showing each other on social media. No strings attached

“ me and Jerome creeping but nobody knows.”

by Marcus124556 April 6, 2019

Cressing

To negate or try to destroy a social media conversation or movement.

I was going to tweet about that party, but the bouncer was Cressing by saying no cell phones.

by Miguel Myersa November 3, 2011

Creeping Jesus

A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.

"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."

by poetontheone December 3, 2011

Crisping

Burning the shit out of people on Battle Field 1

We be crisping niggas.

by was poppin b December 8, 2016