Banana cream pie 

Banana cream pie

Someone who isn't mentally stable, this can range from being "not completely there" to "bat shit crazy", but they are so attractive, people tend to overlook it in the hope that they will have sex with them.

A situation where a man or woman is willing to overlook the fact that someone they're with is mentally unstable, because they want to have sex with them.

This term is inspired by a bit that Katt Williams does in his 2008 stand up comedy special "It's pimpin' pimpin' " where he talks about how men will have sex with crazy girls, and when they yell out random stuff like "banana cream pie!!!"

"Why does Tony always get with girls that are totally Banana cream pie?"

"Lisa needs to be pickier when she chooses her boyfriends. She always picks the hot crazy ones and ends up with banana cream pie"

Banana cream pie by tnemesis76 April 17, 2020

Apple juice cream pie 

When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.

I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.

Apple juice cream pie by AJCP December 1, 2013

Banana Cream Pie 

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

Banana Cream Pie by ray April 12, 2004

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Cornwallis Cream Pie 

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

Cornwallis Cream Pie by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

BlackBerry cream pie 

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

BlackBerry cream pie by The king Friday August 21, 2015

bakon vodka cream pie 

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

bakon vodka cream pie by fishy oil May 21, 2011