A stupid cracker is an idiotic white person. Stupid crackers usually are Southern rednecks, and have 1-3 brain cells at the least. You reading this are probably a stupid cracker, unless you're black, asian, or south american.
Johny: Well howdy stupid cracker! Want to go shoot some black people for no reason? White power!"
Ray-Ray: Bitch, I'm black you blind, white, hillbilly snow nigger fuck.
Ray-Ray: Fuck your white power, go back to Europe where you came from honky.
Ray-Ray: Bitch, I'm black you blind, white, hillbilly snow nigger fuck.
Ray-Ray: Fuck your white power, go back to Europe where you came from honky.
by TheWhiteRaceSucksDick April 6, 2017
Get the stupid cracker mug.A type of explosive very similar to Firecrackers which is ignited just like a match, the hard composition sitting on top of the explosive is friction sensitive and can either be strike'd or directly ignited with an open flame. The cracker begins to burn down from an internal fuse consisting of slow burning powder or visco until the explosive component is reached setting of a loud bang.
Match Crackers are very popular in the EU and are usually cheaper than firecrackers, they also tend to be waterproof in most cases. Size is measured in what is labeled 'K-O2--' they can range from the kids sized KO201 to the much more destructive K0212 all the way up to the extremely powerful K0218 . The smallest type actually contains gun powder in most cases, but 95% of the time they contain flash powder which is more explosive. To give you an idea of the power, the smallest type has 150mg of flash and K0212 has 3g of flash, the same as the classic M-80's of the 60's.
If used correctly they are very safe and only create a loud bang with a small shock-wave, they tend to have longer fuse times than firecrackers as they are designed to be held in the hand and thrown away as they are lit.
Match Crackers are very popular in the EU and are usually cheaper than firecrackers, they also tend to be waterproof in most cases. Size is measured in what is labeled 'K-O2--' they can range from the kids sized KO201 to the much more destructive K0212 all the way up to the extremely powerful K0218 . The smallest type actually contains gun powder in most cases, but 95% of the time they contain flash powder which is more explosive. To give you an idea of the power, the smallest type has 150mg of flash and K0212 has 3g of flash, the same as the classic M-80's of the 60's.
If used correctly they are very safe and only create a loud bang with a small shock-wave, they tend to have longer fuse times than firecrackers as they are designed to be held in the hand and thrown away as they are lit.
Match Crackers are the type with no fuse sticking out the top, they boast ridiculous amounts of flash and can be lit in more than one way, 3 ways if you count powerful laser pointers.
On to college we go, to blow up some motherfucking toilets!
On to college we go, to blow up some motherfucking toilets!
by Mr. Reverb December 27, 2011
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1. A term in Southeastern United States English to describe poor white trash, derived from the Scottish meaning of the verb "to crack," which, in this sense denotes ostentation.
"I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas and Georgia, who often change their places of abode." 1766, G. Cochrane
2. In more general and contemporary U.S. usage, the term has become an ethnic slur for all Americans of Northern European decent.
"I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascalls on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas and Georgia, who often change their places of abode." 1766, G. Cochrane
2. In more general and contemporary U.S. usage, the term has become an ethnic slur for all Americans of Northern European decent.
1. Look at that cracker over there with the confederate flag license plate on his pickup.
2. Shut up, cracker, 'fore I beat yo' scrawny white ass.
2. Shut up, cracker, 'fore I beat yo' scrawny white ass.
by W. Elliott April 23, 2006
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Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
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Get the Cracker mug.South Florida slang for the police. It has nothing to do with race, e.g. a black police officer can be considered a cracker
"That cracker bammed up my boy, Kerry. He's sitting in Broward on gun charges"
"These gits don't care these days, they always be shooting at crackers when they come up on the street"
"These gits don't care these days, they always be shooting at crackers when they come up on the street"
by RouletteRomper April 23, 2018
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