Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.

I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.

by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

Useless white crayon

A racist
White person

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.

by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021

crayton

a "crayton"is a very ugly skinny shmegal like creature, very sharp teeth and very small it can fly.

it is a crayton

by themrhb123 January 21, 2012

j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"

Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown

by The Hen February 27, 2005

Crayon

Crayon means crazy which is the route word for the common word craycray...

"last night i woke up and couldn't remember who i was... i thought i was going crayon!"

by xxleeweexx April 12, 2013

White crayon

A person who on the outside looks utterly useless, but is the sharpest in the box, and is too advanced for the children they were made for. Often overlooked by the world, never used to our full potential, odd man out, last to be picked, alone in the world so we think, but take off the rose colored glasses and you will see you are not alone, there are others like us!

1: Who's that bit over there?

2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed

by Clili August 28, 2016