Crap attack

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.

Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.

by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016

Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

crap pipe

other word for asshole

she got a creampie in her crap pipe

by ultramizer November 6, 2008

crap baskets

Used in the place of 'crap', 'shit' or 'fuck'. The phrase 'Crap Baskets' means a wicker basket full of human/animal waste

"Oh crap baskets

by TC McClain December 2, 2014

crapping around

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

by daveburdick December 22, 2007

Crap Eagle

A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.

Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.

The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.

Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.

by CJP! December 2, 2009

Craps

To describe something that is usually good or bad.

These Craps are mad phat! (the word "crap(s) is used as a noun to subsitute Cd's.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003