Crank

Masturbate

They're cranking away

by Mr Cleanz February 20, 2018

crank

A cry and a wank (at the same time).

My girlfriend just broke my heart; but she's still hot, so I'm off for a crank.

by Jay Bandit November 7, 2009

crank

Crank it up its mostly like turn teh sound very loud.

Neighbour: turn that shit off!
Me: I like to crank Still Dre up asshole (:

by PedroSupaChow January 8, 2008

CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark June 11, 2006

crank

another word for masturbation

I caught john having a crank in the bathroom

by agv June 11, 2006

Crank

A cry and a wank

I miss my ex so much! Gonna be cranking tonight

by reidy123 April 18, 2011

Crank

When you have a wank while crying.

Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.

Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014