Memory Cramp

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.

You totally got a memory cramp there

by insidejokeful May 25, 2011

driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.

Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!

by way2muchPie4u April 9, 2010

cramp-fire

when a woman is having menstral cramps along with burning sensation in vag area due to dirty disease such as herpes etc.

Oh Man I saw this hooker last night she was itchin her cooch and bled through her panties. It looked like that bitch had nasty case of cramp-fire, man!

by Dee-licious March 10, 2009

Cocksucker Cramp

When you see a woman who always has her mouthopen. Also described as a mouthbreather.

Look at that bitch she cant close her mouth she must have a mean cocksucker cramp.

by Symo52 December 17, 2008

death cramps

1)Death cramps is the feeling a girl gets when their on there period.

2) The feeling of death after you eat a whopper, and a mcdonalds big mac.

"I has me some death cramps, damn you god. Why must you curse us?"

by sunshinecakes February 5, 2010

ass cramps

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy

by {myc} July 19, 2009

Peggle Cramp

A quite painful cramp you obtain from an over exitement of peggling off. Normally followed with asking anyone around you to please rub it because its so fucking painful. Also accompanied with people think your a complete pussy.

Ahhhhhhh!!! Fuck!! Peggle cramp!!!

by vladlilly October 10, 2008